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Christmas went down well, as did the CD album themed fancy dress NYE party I went to. Doesn’t really feel like a new year, and I don’t do new years resolutions, sure it’ll be a good year though. Will got me a new camera for Chritstmas, a Canon IXUS 85 IS, dead good and some DVDs and make up! So this years photo taking should improve -my Fujifilm finepix F410 has pretty much had it.

Anyway, reason I wrote this post is because it’s snowing!! It was forcast for Tuesday here in Manchester but it’s come early and made my lazy Sunday, which so far had consisted of a chicken burger and chips and 3 series of Jonathan Creek.

Happy Birthday Will!
I love you x

I was in Sainsbury’s the other day, doing a quick shop for tea, mainly bread cheese and beans Rambled over to the crisp aisle, to get some monster munch, when I saw, and more accurately heard, a very common, fat, middle aged woman shout:

“We need doritos! We need doritos apparently”

To which her younger, saner counterpart replied:

“Here they are, Doritos”

Fatty: “Oh AYE, that’s them, is it?”

Carer: “yeah”

Fatty: “Well, what they got in ‘em”

In my head I was thinking, Cool Original, Tangy Cheese, and Chilli Heatwave.

Carer: “Potatoes, vegetable fat, and flavouring” she replied.

Fatty: “Oh yeah, aye, they sound tasty! Get some of them”

I was like wtf, that’s what like all crisps are made of you minger. lol. I giggled all the way to the bread aisle.

After looking up a term on urbandictionary.com I remembered that months ago I had submitted my own word and definition; Cheenz. I had been told at the time that the definition was going to be reviewed and they would let me know the out come, but I never heard anything. So I searched ‘Cheenz’ and amazingly it was there; my definition of cheese and beans, when eaten together

Will then informed me that Wikipedia.com didn’t have an article about cheenz, I soon put that straight. Unfortunately, my article was deleted because it was apparently :

‘patent nonsense: an unsalvageably incoherent page with no meaningful content’

…Just goes to show what Wikipedia actually knows. Well fuck them, they’re the ones missing out on Cheenz! Ha!

I think it’s sad, that when I’m so lonely, I talk to FRANK Bot on msn…

The ‘i can has cheezburger?’ application on facebook/the actual site are currently making me really happy, along with the fact I’m home with the Fudge and my parents, and for tea I’m having quiche and chips!!!!!!

For those of you who don’t know, I’ve been craving the homemade quiche (by my mum) and homemade chips (by my dad) since I left for uni -that’s like MONTHS!!!!

I’m unbelievabley excited as my mum just shouted that it’s ready!

*mouth waters*

Do chinese people speak in html? Bell searched the case:

seems like proof to me…