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I was in Sainsbury’s the other day, doing a quick shop for tea, mainly bread cheese and beans Rambled over to the crisp aisle, to get some monster munch, when I saw, and more accurately heard, a very common, fat, middle aged woman shout:

“We need doritos! We need doritos apparently”

To which her younger, saner counterpart replied:

“Here they are, Doritos”

Fatty: “Oh AYE, that’s them, is it?”

Carer: “yeah”

Fatty: “Well, what they got in ‘em”

In my head I was thinking, Cool Original, Tangy Cheese, and Chilli Heatwave.

Carer: “Potatoes, vegetable fat, and flavouring” she replied.

Fatty: “Oh yeah, aye, they sound tasty! Get some of them”

I was like wtf, that’s what like all crisps are made of you minger. lol. I giggled all the way to the bread aisle.

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