I recently found a free game on the iphone app store (on Will’s iphone, ’cause I have a 6230i which doesn’t even have the internet ) called ‘Coin Dozer’. It’s essentially a virtual 2 pence slot machine; it’s seriously addictive though. It reminds me of my Grandma and going to St. Annes Pier.
Someone. This. Me. Buy. Please.
It was on sale in Stringers in Lytham for half price, but they didn’t have my size.
I could have cried.
They do it in white too. They’re killing me.
Even if you don’t know who these guys are (they’re awesome), please vote for themmmm 
I’ll give you a lifetime supply of my blog updates if you do…..AMAZING prize I know!?
Look how cool they are!
Me vs. Hero
So go on! DO IT!
I bought some ‘Monkeys and Bananas’ from Tesco today. In hindsight this was a bad idea, for one thing, I had no monkeys in my packet of sweets -before you say/think anything, there were meant to be monkeys in them (foamy, jelly monkeys) and another thing, the bananas are shit.
I really like foam bananas. They’re amazing. Fake banana flavouring? YES PLEASE. Tesco bananas smell like awesome foam bananas, but they taste like, I dunno…gelatine ? What does that taste like? OMG I just read the pack and it’s Pork geletine, and it has APPLE concentrate in it. Where are the bananas? Where are the fake bananasssss???
It says ‘no artificial flavours’, which is the essence of foam bananas. So if you like foam bananas, don’t buy Tesco bananas.
Ohh..now I’ve just spilt the pack everywhere….BANANARAMA!!
The XX – ‘Islands’ I’ve been in love with this song for a while now, ever since my brother told me to check it out. I like a lot of their songs but this one is particularly nice and amazing.
I’m also in love with Paolo Nutini’s song ‘Candy’. My cousin danced to it at her wedding at christmas – but it has some different reet emotional connotations with it.
Last song I want to mention is The National – ‘Fake Empire’. Band and a half, Voice and a half, Lyrics and a half ♥
Stay out super late tonight
picking apples, making pies
put a little something in our lemonade and take it with us
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
Tiptoe through our shiny city
with our diamond slippers on
do our gay ballet on ice
bluebirds on our shoulders
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
Turn the light out say goodnight
no thinking for a little while
lets not try to figure out everything at once
It’s hard to keep track of you falling through the sky
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
we’re half-awake in a fake empire
I was paroozing the Ann Summers website today and found this ‘dress up’ pilot costume. Take a look at the ass of the hot pants…
COCK PIT?!?! …I’m sorry but that’s hilarious.
As you can probably see from the amount I have blogged, I haven’t been out the house that much recently -although you would have thought it would be the opposite? Went to Tesco today and saw these:
Packs of LEMON only French Fancies.
What the fuck Mr. Kipling.
I mean seriously. Why would anyone want this. Fair enough all PINK or CHOCOLATE packs but LEMON?!?! I can’t even think of anyone who would want to buy this, I mean who likes lemon French Fancies…apart from my dad, but to be fair he likes the pink and chocolate ones too, I doubt he’d want six lemon ones. Variety is the spice of life.
On another note a bar has opened in The Printworks called Illusions, it plays cool music, has a cool vibe, and has MAGICIANS. Went on Friday night (Last night?) with Will, Jonny, and Becky, I think Jonny had a stroke when the magician swallowed a balloon. It was pretty much us and the staff cause it was getting late, it was like a private show. Wicked. Cheered me up – sad ’cause I was tired and grumpy after napping (minor fml there).
I absolutely love how AMC cinemas own the web domain name www.odeon.com
It’s like they were all: “let’s just do it for the lolz”.
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