I bought some ‘Monkeys and Bananas’ from Tesco today. In hindsight this was a bad idea, for one thing, I had no monkeys in my packet of sweets -before you say/think anything, there were meant to be monkeys in them (foamy, jelly monkeys) and another thing, the bananas are shit.
I really like foam bananas. They’re amazing. Fake banana flavouring? YES PLEASE. Tesco bananas smell like awesome foam bananas, but they taste like, I dunno…gelatine ? What does that taste like? OMG I just read the pack and it’s Pork geletine, and it has APPLE concentrate in it. Where are the bananas? Where are the fake bananasssss???
It says ‘no artificial flavours’, which is the essence of foam bananas. So if you like foam bananas, don’t buy Tesco bananas.
Ohh..now I’ve just spilt the pack everywhere….BANANARAMA!!
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