Monthly Archive for May, 2010

Size 10, or 12.

Someone. This. Me. Buy. Please.

It was on sale in Stringers in Lytham for half price, but they didn’t have my size.

I could have cried.

They do it in white too. They’re killing me.

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Bananas.

I bought some ‘Monkeys and Bananas’ from Tesco today. In hindsight this was a bad idea, for one thing, I had no monkeys in my packet of sweets -before you say/think anything, there were meant to be monkeys in them (foamy, jelly monkeys) and another thing, the bananas are shit.

I really like foam bananas. They’re amazing. Fake banana flavouring? YES PLEASE. Tesco bananas smell like awesome foam bananas, but they taste like, I dunno…gelatine ? What does that taste like? OMG I just read the pack and it’s Pork geletine, and it has APPLE concentrate in it. Where are the bananas? Where are the fake bananasssss???

It says ‘no artificial flavours’, which is the essence of foam bananas. So if you like foam bananas, don’t buy Tesco bananas.

Ohh..now I’ve just spilt the pack everywhere….BANANARAMA!!

Bizarre.

My finals are OVER.

That means no more uni for me! AH!

Not sure what I’m doing with my life, going to get a job -need to actually try to. I really want to study medicine but 1) I’d need to get in, 2) I’d need like £20000 at least to do it. Natwest do professional loans, but seriously, I don’t need any more debt! I can’t stop thinking about how good it would be to be a surgeon or something, STHUPER COOL right?!

I’m watching Bizarre ER and it’s so disgusting. I love it. It reeeally makes me want to be a doctor, but it makes me worry because I really can’t hack finger nails gone wrong. I don’t mind mangled arms in tractor engines, or faces peeled off, but a finger nail bent back is just CRINGE FACE!