I was in Sainsbury’s the other day, doing a quick shop for tea, mainly bread cheese and beans 
Rambled over to the crisp aisle, to get some monster munch, when I saw, and more accurately heard, a very common, fat, middle aged woman shout:
“We need doritos! We need doritos apparently”
To which her younger, saner counterpart replied:
“Here they are, Doritos”
Fatty: “Oh AYE, that’s them, is it?”
Carer: “yeah”
Fatty: “Well, what they got in ‘em”
In my head I was thinking, Cool Original, Tangy Cheese, and Chilli Heatwave.
Carer: “Potatoes, vegetable fat, and flavouring” she replied.
Fatty: “Oh yeah, aye, they sound tasty! Get some of them”
I was like wtf, that’s what like all crisps are made of you minger. lol. I giggled all the way to the bread aisle.
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